How to start a fight

[rzr ridr]

Got this in an email thought it was funny!!!
Last year I bought my mother-n-law a cemetery plot for CHRISTMAS and this year I didn't get her anything when she ask why I told her you haven't used the present I got you last year the fight started
I was watching TV last night and my wife said whats on TV?I said dust the fight started
I bumped into another car in town the other day and a midget got out of his car walked up to me and said im not happy I said which one are you rolback1 the fight started
My wife and I were watching who wants to be a millionaire the other night when I said to her want to make love she said no I said is that your final answer without looking at me she said yes I said Id like to phone a friend the fight started
My wife told me the other day she wanted something nice and shiny that would go from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds so I bought her a bathroom scale the fight started

[Paul_S]

 

[250rsith]

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[IRoostU]

 :R :R :R

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That is funny!

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 rolback1 <nanaparty>