Southern Lady

Started by bigscrub79, June 30, 2005, 04:53:04 PM

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bigscrub79

June 30, 2005, 04:53:04 PM
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day.  As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you stupid Yankee."
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TRX350_On_The_Rack

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June 30, 2005, 04:54:02 PM
 ;D
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big-daddy

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June 30, 2005, 04:59:03 PM Last Edit: July 01, 2005, 01:28:51 AM by big-daddy
 ;D

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I wonder if we can get Cheney to take Obama hunting?
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PureLogic

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June 30, 2005, 11:58:40 PM
 ;D
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sct450

#4
July 01, 2005, 12:41:42 AM
welcome to the south..... now go home
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GO NOLES
GO PHINS

jbbj220

#5
July 01, 2005, 02:17:44 PM
 And would you please take all the rest with you.  ???
you don't stop rideing because you get old, you get old because you stop rideing

redneck

#6
July 06, 2005, 05:21:49 AM
 ;D
love that country music
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