Alabama lisence application

[o4250]

Last name: _________________
First name:
(Check appropriate box)
[_] billy bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ______ (if unsure, guess)

Sex: _____M_____F_____Not sure

Shoe Size: _____Left_____Right

Occupation:
[_] Farmer [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name_________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _________________

Lover's Name: ________________________
2nd Lover's Name: ___________________

Relationship to spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: _____
Number of children living in shed: _____
Number that are yours: _____

Mother's Name: ___________________
Father's Name: ___________________ (If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
___ Total number of vehicles that you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Where your firearms are kept:
[_] truck [_] kitchen
[_] bedroom [_] bathroom
[_] shed

Model and year of your pickup: _______ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; if no, please explain:
_____________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not applicable

Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[_] N/A
How many?_____

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: [_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 200-400 miles
[_] over 400 miles
[_] what's a miles?

[klutchbuster400]

hahahahaaha nice lol, i think its the same in texas

[jwscroll]

That list must have been made by some godforsaken yankee, who deosn't deserve to breath southern air.

[SkyHighT100]

Lighten up... it was funny 

[dreth]

Lighten up... it was funny 

i agree sky

[jwscroll]

I resemble that remark.

[wheelie_boy]

hahahahaaha nice lol, i think its the same in texas

and in some places of west virginia.lol

[TRX350_On_The_Rack]

Good stuff

[ish]

hahahahaaha nice lol, i think its the same in texas

and in some places of west virginia.lol

you mean all of west virginia.

[TRX450R_Racer]

You know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia........................because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.

[grass-catcher]

The bad part is some of my old neighbors probably have a copy  of
that form in their  trailer houses.Except I think it had who was your
favorite rassler was on the  questionaire.

[Da_Mtg_Man]

You know the tooth brush was invented in West Virginia........................because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teeth brush.

HEY, that's my joke. 

Here's another.
Whats the number 1 pick up line in West Virginia? Nice Tooth.

Another,
If you're born in W.V. you could never be charged with murder.

Everybody has the same DNA strand and there are no dental records to identify the body.

[Quad32x]

Thats  good.