GUTS OR BIG NUTS

Started by stump66, June 15, 2005, 11:50:24 AM

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stump66

June 15, 2005, 11:50:24 AM
Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Ba!!s - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
GOD PUT ME HERE TO ACCOMPLISH CERTAIN THINGS, I'M SO FAR BEHIND I'LL LIVE FOREVER!!!! 
AND ITS NEVER!!!!
TOO LATE TO START!!!!

gery350

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June 15, 2005, 11:58:41 AM
the last time i thought i had guts my wife beat me with them and the last time i saw my ba!!s my wife had them hung from her rearview. :D
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SkyHighT100

#2
June 15, 2005, 12:59:25 PM
 :o


Lmao... thats pretty funny :)
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big-daddy

#3
June 15, 2005, 03:30:15 PM
good one, my are hanging too ;D
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raptor426

#4
June 16, 2005, 08:12:33 AM
lol
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Raptor_Mikey

#5
June 16, 2005, 08:54:08 AM
hehehehe ;D

jbbj220

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June 16, 2005, 10:17:18 AM Last Edit: June 16, 2005, 10:22:56 AM by jbbj220
Been married for 38 years and have been looking for mine since day 1. Don't know where she put them when she took them away.

   Jim,
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Yamaha72

#7
June 16, 2005, 11:38:29 AM
HaHaHa thats pretty funny. :D :D :D
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jwscroll

#8
June 16, 2005, 02:29:09 PM
Guts is telling my wife I'm goin ridin without her.
Nuts is asking her to wash the bike when I get back.
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grass-catcher

#9
June 17, 2005, 01:41:05 PM
1.Guts is telling youre wife her past doesnt matter

2.Nuts is thinking that  youres doesnt

klutchbuster400

#10
June 17, 2005, 03:44:55 PM
1.guts is asking your wife to make you a sandwich.
2. nuts is telling her what shes doin out of the kitchen ;D
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