Dumb Bird.

Started by mrbones, May 01, 2009, 12:58:09 PM

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Who Dunnit?

Cat dragged it in.
12 (54.5%)
Flew into the window.
2 (9.1%)
Natural causes.
1 (4.5%)
Beaver.
7 (31.8%)

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mrbones

May 01, 2009, 12:58:09 PM
I found this on my door step this morning. It's still there being devoured by red ants. Was it left by an animal or did it fly into the door killing itself?
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D33411

#1
May 01, 2009, 03:05:52 PM
You better have an alibi, Mister!  ewwwwwwwwww

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#2
May 01, 2009, 03:42:28 PM
Did you try to chalk line the bird like the police?  :P
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mrbones

#3
May 01, 2009, 03:47:07 PM
I should and also tape off the crime scene.
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mrbones

#4
May 01, 2009, 04:30:58 PM
I added a poll. Lets see some answers here. I demand justice.

I just buried the poor fella in the yard.
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#5
May 01, 2009, 11:07:27 PM
livin in miami i could tell you exactly what happened.
thats looks like some real bad cuban voodoo, whatever you do dont touch it. oh its too late.
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mrbones

#6
May 02, 2009, 11:00:34 AM
Paypal sent.

:P
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May 02, 2009, 12:03:20 PM Last Edit: May 02, 2009, 05:11:33 PM by trx#9
It was miss puss puss....
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#8
May 02, 2009, 02:34:02 PM
I think it was professor plum in the yard with a lead pipe!

And how did a beaver get to be an option?  What kinda place are you running up there, Mister?

mrbones

#9
May 02, 2009, 03:14:26 PM
Beaver have big teeth. Could be a transplant. You never know!
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Da_Mtg_Man

#10
May 03, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
Quote from: mrbones on May 02, 2009, 03:14:26 PM
Beaver have big teeth. Could be a transplant. You never know!

Not the beaver I am familiar with. just sayin
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D33411

#11
May 04, 2009, 03:32:33 PM
Maybe they all have teeth and you just haven't been bitten yet.  haha

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#12
May 04, 2009, 03:38:07 PM
Theres only feathers left when my cats are done... lol seriously
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caospop

#13
May 04, 2009, 03:46:58 PM
Quote from: Da_Mtg_Man on May 03, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
Quote from: mrbones on May 02, 2009, 03:14:26 PM
Beaver have big teeth. Could be a transplant. You never know!

Not the beaver I am familiar with. just sayin

:Clap.gif good one mike. 
I say it was a cat they love to show off there work.
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caospop

#14
May 04, 2009, 03:48:56 PM
And judging from the paint marks on the floor you did'nt do a good job painting that porch either huh????
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mrbones

#15
May 04, 2009, 03:50:44 PM
Hey, I'm a good painter. That was lousy work done by the sellers of the house 5 years ago before I bought it. I can't get it off!
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Mudneck

#16
May 04, 2009, 04:17:42 PM
Quote from: mrbones on May 04, 2009, 03:50:44 PM
Hey,  I can't get it off!

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#17
May 04, 2009, 07:25:00 PM
Quote from: caospop on May 04, 2009, 03:48:56 PM
And judging from the paint marks on the floor you did'nt do a good job painting that porch either huh????

Holly sh**  That was wicked mean.  :-[
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#18
May 05, 2009, 01:26:13 PM
Bird flu?
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#19
May 05, 2009, 02:23:07 PM
Since only the breast is missing it may have been another bird or depending where you live it may also be a bobcat.

D33411

#20
May 07, 2009, 07:49:17 AM
Well, at least the beaver is in the clear! 

m0n0x1d3

#21
May 07, 2009, 09:00:12 AM
We must protect the Beaver at all cost!!!!! >:D

Da_Mtg_Man

#22
May 07, 2009, 12:29:51 PM
Quote from: D33411 on May 07, 2009, 07:49:17 AM
Well, at least the beaver is in the clear! 

lol.... For now anyways. ;D
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#23
May 07, 2009, 12:56:12 PM
I myself like clear beavers >:D
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