Guide to Parenthood 101

IXIswamperIXI · January 26, 2009, 08:55:29 PM

I must have missed this but I have a chapter to add. No one has told that when your keys, remotes, shoes, toys, silverware, and any other small object goes missing JUST DIG THROUGH YOUR TRASH!!! Among other things I am now a dumpster diver LOL Anyone else have any other chapters to add?

I am adding this to the 14 month old section, trying to leave work and can't because I can't find my keys

renmus · January 26, 2009, 09:04:45 PM

If not in the trash, it has been flushed.

(Just a sample of Parenthood 201)

Anoriginal · January 26, 2009, 09:43:15 PM

I'm loving the schooling I'm getting from my 10 month old on dodging cherios on the floor around his high chair and the "lets put everything on the floor" syndrome.

I love it.

Da_Mtg_Man · January 27, 2009, 07:20:46 AM

I can tell you this. A ceiling fan will not hold a sock with a baseball in it and sliding glass doors are not shatter proof when a baseball (surrounded by a sock) hits it. You still have a couple of years before yours hits that age but be prepared. It's coming.

IXIswamperIXI · January 27, 2009, 08:55:05 AM

Quote from: Realityhello on January 26, 2009, 09:43:15 PM
I'm loving the schooling I'm getting from my 10 month old on dodging cherios on the floor around his high chair and the "lets put everything on the floor" syndrome.

I love it.

Yea we have graduates stars everywhere on the floor at the shop, and he is also playing that game "throw everything across the room"

Our house use to be fairly clean now in the middle of the night we have to dodge our dog and toys. I am so tired of the Alex toy (Madagascar) "I'm Alex the Alex"

LOL

IXIswamperIXI · January 27, 2009, 08:56:27 AM

Quote from: Da_Mtg_Man on January 27, 2009, 07:20:46 AM
I can tell you this. A ceiling fan will not hold a sock with a baseball in it and sliding glass doors are not shatter proof when a baseball (surrounded by a sock) hits it. You still have a couple of years before yours hits that age but be prepared. It's coming.

Lord help us!

IXIswamperIXI · January 27, 2009, 08:57:32 AM

Quote from: renmus on January 26, 2009, 09:04:45 PM
If not in the trash, it has been flushed.

(Just a sample of Parenthood 201)

On the bright side at least I can find it in the trash, I sures the hell don't want to find it after it has been flushed

gery350 · January 27, 2009, 09:05:43 AM

oh please. you guys got it easy. how bout them being the number one c--kblocker.
you know, that one moment in ETERNITY when jupiter aligns with venus then suddenly that skreeching halting sound AGAIN "wan-wan"crying baby). its like they sense it. BASTARDS!

IXIswamperIXI · January 27, 2009, 10:28:48 AM

Quote from: gery350 on January 27, 2009, 09:05:43 AM
oh please. you guys got it easy. how bout them being the number one c--kblocker.
you know, that one moment in ETERNITY when jupiter aligns with venus then suddenly that skreeching halting sound AGAIN "wan-wan"crying baby). its like they sense it. BASTARDS!

One thing I can say my sons has been sleeping all night since he was 6 weeks old. THATS AWSOME!!!

IXIswamperIXI · January 27, 2009, 10:48:00 AM

Kelli415 · January 27, 2009, 06:32:39 PM

Let me know when you get to the "I want to race ATV's chapter"
(:

Thats' when you wish you had cheerios getting thrown across the room again haha