Douchebag Beach

Anoriginal · August 05, 2008, 02:04:01 PM

Oh my Lord, this is too funny. What makes it even funnier is the fact it's totally unscripted and real.

Enjoy and thank God you're not this retarded.

http://www.heavy.com/video/54977

Fox17 · August 05, 2008, 02:32:03 PM

theyre in nj, what do you expect?

NYRAPTOR · August 05, 2008, 03:19:11 PM

thankyou. new jersey really is the armpit of the east coast. i hate jersey and cats.

Lampy · August 05, 2008, 03:20:21 PM

I would say this is a pretty accurate representation of jersey.

MudMan · August 05, 2008, 04:01:22 PM

We should send all the illegal mexicans there and then quarantine the entire place.....then remove all businesses except for Taco Bells and Hair Salons......then we put up cameras and start a whole new reality show......we'll call it "Gel or Guacamole".....I haven't worked out the rest of the details quite yet.....I'm in discussions with the Disney Channel for the show. I'll keep yall posted.

megapurt400 · August 06, 2008, 09:55:59 PM

Entirely excruciating! What is with that hair?

budman · August 07, 2008, 07:46:08 AM

WARNING!!!! They usually relocate here in S Fla and take up ATVing

Da_Mtg_Man · August 07, 2008, 09:47:55 AM

Quote from: budman on August 07, 2008, 07:46:08 AM
WARNING!!!! They usually relocate here in S Fla and take up ATVing

lol....

Anoriginal · August 07, 2008, 09:50:38 AM

http://bugehoobs.com/oddities/how_to_spot_a_jersey_native

http://www.barstoolsports.com/article/new_jersey_freakshows/1958/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TU6i-IkbbY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwL4tDbE_gI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-QDGMWTkdo&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEnlNetEKjw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbEvPuzlvHM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc_JhqkUE7A

http://www.guidofistpump.com/

More stuff on these types of morons.

trx#9 · August 07, 2008, 10:35:19 AM

Those dudes are abunch of douches, The chicks don't look to bad as long as they don't open there mouths (to talk).

NYRAPTOR · August 07, 2008, 10:37:05 AM

don't forget the Hamptons

NEPTUNES BEACH CLUB BABY!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvfIYBgP58&feature=related

trx#9 · August 07, 2008, 10:42:00 AM

Quote from: NYRAPTOR on August 07, 2008, 10:37:05 AM
don't forget the Hamptons NEPTUNES BEACH CLUB BABY!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zvfIYBgP58&feature=related

White belt (thats hot)!

NYRAPTOR · August 07, 2008, 10:49:27 AM

i'm going to shave my chest and lay out for 9 hours. i will see you guy's

later......
who's got the fargin gel?

budman · August 07, 2008, 10:51:34 AM

WTF is this sh*t? If there wasn't so many videos on the same stuff, I wouldn't believe it. Thank God I'm a redneck. And what the hell is that lip thing about? God Almighty I ain't ever seen so many douche bags that think looking like a douche bag is cool....I guess those chicks like it though....

NYRAPTOR · August 07, 2008, 10:55:59 AM

the skin tone is from another planet.

686RAPTOR · August 07, 2008, 06:04:14 PM

whats wrong with thier lips?

why would they want to look orange?

do we have any of you guys on the site?

trx#9 · August 07, 2008, 11:04:42 PM

Quote from: 686RAPTOR on August 07, 2008, 06:04:14 PM

do we have any of you guys on the site?

Just the guy that posted it. rolback1

Anoriginal · August 08, 2008, 08:19:52 AM

Yo! Me and Joey are gonna friggin come over there and trow you a beatin'! I've been juicin' up all night and watchin Steven Segal movies so I'm friggin ready.

trx#9 · August 08, 2008, 10:13:21 AM

You tell Joey, I'll cut his ass of my tecno dance club and I want my white belt back.

Anoriginal · August 08, 2008, 10:17:00 AM

rolback1 :Clap.gif

NYRAPTOR · August 08, 2008, 04:57:27 PM

fuggedaboudit.

Keeter · August 09, 2008, 10:22:53 AM

Hey, I know that first guy. Isn't that Joey Bagadounuts.

rancher1 · August 11, 2008, 07:41:29 AM

WHOA!!!!!Thats scary to think there really are people like that glad there in jersey.

Anoriginal · August 11, 2008, 01:38:51 PM

Even more.

http://www.pinklime.net/GUIDOS/

trx#9 · August 11, 2008, 02:53:17 PM

They sure do pull some ass though, maybe there smarter than we think.

Anoriginal · August 11, 2008, 03:02:36 PM

Quote from: trx#9 on August 11, 2008, 02:53:17 PM
They sure do pull some ass though, maybe there smarter than we think.

Yeah, but that's only because there's no competition for them up there.....they are all like that.

NYRAPTOR · August 11, 2008, 08:09:14 PM

my friend on long island was at neptunes in the hamptons and caught this talent on camera.
(far right!!) this past weekend!! a little eye candy at a club never hurts. i will have to go next summer and report back to you guys how terrible these girls are!!!!

686RAPTOR · August 12, 2008, 06:08:35 PM

Quote from: NYRAPTOR on August 11, 2008, 08:09:14 PM
my friend on long island was at neptunes in the hamptons and caught this talent on camera.
(far right!!) this past weekend!! a little eye candy at a club never hurts. i will have to go next summer and report back to you guys how terrible these girls are!!!!

if you want real eye candy go to south beach.

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