Topless woman tells DeLand police God told her to direct traffic.

Started by JackL, April 19, 2008, 01:02:21 PM

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JackL

DeLand - A 30-year-old woman caused quite a commotion Wednesday evening when she decided to direct traffic at a DeLand intersection.

Rather than keeping traffic flowing through the intersection of W. Euclid and S. Orange avenues, the woman was creating a bit of a hazard, police said, because she was topless. The DeLand Police Department received a number of calls about 7 p.m. and responded to find the woman "foaming at the mouth and talking to herself," according to a police report.

The DeLand woman told police that God told her to direct traffic.

She was taken to an area hospital for a mental evaluation.


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I hear she was rather well endowed.
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Quote from: FTR_8X on April 20, 2008, 12:29:19 AM
I think there should be one at every intersection!

there would be so many accidents haha people dont pay enough attention to the road as it is and with a topless woman at every intersection directing traffic we would spend more time staring
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