TAXES DUE TODAY

Started by Mudneck, April 15, 2008, 10:42:20 PM

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FERKING TAXES Deadline today. Too bad you can only choose one!

owe enough to make you mad
owe enogh to make you nauseous
refund enough to fill up tank
refund enough to go on little vacation
I didnt file cause our Government sucks!

Mudneck

I see $5.00 gas and this country in the crapper for the working folk very soon!
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Miami450R

No Job :)

so i guess the last option is the closest that applies to me. haha
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Mudneck

if your over 18 still need to file..I think.
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686RAPTOR

me and uncle sam dont get along. i hate the idea of giving back money i worked for.

digginfool

Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 15, 2008, 11:06:46 PM
me and uncle sam dont get along. i hate the idea of giving back money i worked for.

I'll bet you hate the school you went to, the military, police, EMTs and firefighters that protect you, the roads and highways, the freedoms.  Yep, you go boy.  Keep on hating.
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Mudneck

#6
I honestly don't mind paying a fair tax. What is mind boggling is that my $ is going to go for some BS project that will be completed & destroyed 2 years later to make improvements to the improvements. There is so much waste of funds by all these entities that its sickening.
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Anoriginal

The check I wrote is HUGE!!! You could buy a lot of bikes and gear with that money. Makes me sick. I literally did not sleep last night.

IXIswamperIXI

We actually got money back only because we just bought our business back in may and we have a new son.  And we have a new depreciation schedule plus huge intrest write offs with our new loans.
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686RAPTOR

Quote from: digginfool on April 16, 2008, 06:36:02 AM
Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 15, 2008, 11:06:46 PM
me and uncle sam dont get along. i hate the idea of giving back money i worked for.

I'll bet you hate the school you went to, the military, police, EMTs and firefighters that protect you, the roads and highways, the freedoms.  Yep, you go boy.  Keep on hating.

i bet your an idiot. I said i hate paying taxes. boy

Sleazy_Rider78

I got a refund this year as well.  I just elect to have the most money witheld from my paychecks.  That and the interest that I deducted from my mortgage, and the property tax deduction contributed to my refund.
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Anoriginal

Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 16, 2008, 12:03:53 PM
Quote from: digginfool on April 16, 2008, 06:36:02 AM
Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 15, 2008, 11:06:46 PM
me and uncle sam dont get along. i hate the idea of giving back money i worked for.

I'll bet you hate the school you went to, the military, police, EMTs and firefighters that protect you, the roads and highways, the freedoms.  Yep, you go boy.  Keep on hating.

i bet your an idiot. I said i hate paying taxes. boy

:L 2:L :R

digginfool

Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 16, 2008, 12:03:53 PM
Quote from: digginfool on April 16, 2008, 06:36:02 AM
Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 15, 2008, 11:06:46 PM
me and uncle sam dont get along. i hate the idea of giving back money i worked for.

I'll bet you hate the school you went to, the military, police, EMTs and firefighters that protect you, the roads and highways, the freedoms.  Yep, you go boy.  Keep on hating.

i bet your an idiot. I said i hate paying taxes. boy

The taxes you hate paying provide the benefits of living in this society.  BTW, you should be happy that you have to pay; means you're making money, asswipe.  My tax bill broke $100,000.00 this year, again.  Not necessarily happy to be paying that much but I'm happy I live in the U.S. where I can make enough money to have to pay that much tax.  Oh yeah, got your 'boy' hanging. 
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"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves ... a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."

Mudneck

Dont make me lock this thread :D :Clown.gif :X rolback1 <nanaparty> <sofa peeky>
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Anoriginal

Quote from: digginfool on April 16, 2008, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 16, 2008, 12:03:53 PM
Quote from: digginfool on April 16, 2008, 06:36:02 AM
Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 15, 2008, 11:06:46 PM
me and uncle sam dont get along. i hate the idea of giving back money i worked for.

I'll bet you hate the school you went to, the military, police, EMTs and firefighters that protect you, the roads and highways, the freedoms.  Yep, you go boy.  Keep on hating.

i bet your an idiot. I said i hate paying taxes. boy

The taxes you hate paying provide the benefits of living in this society.  BTW, you should be happy that you have to pay; means you're making money, asswipe.  My tax bill broke $100,000.00 this year, again.  Not necessarily happy to be paying that much but I'm happy I live in the U.S. where I can make enough money to have to pay that much tax.  Oh yeah, got your 'boy' hanging. 

Gee, that's cool. That means your taxable income was greater than $340k last year.

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I dont pay taxes i get cash every week.
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686RAPTOR

Quote from: digginfool on April 16, 2008, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 16, 2008, 12:03:53 PM
Quote from: digginfool on April 16, 2008, 06:36:02 AM
Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 15, 2008, 11:06:46 PM
me and uncle sam dont get along. i hate the idea of giving back money i worked for.

I'll bet you hate the school you went to, the military, police, EMTs and firefighters that protect you, the roads and highways, the freedoms.  Yep, you go boy.  Keep on hating.

i bet your an idiot. I said i hate paying taxes. boy

The taxes you hate paying provide the benefits of living in this society.  BTW, you should be happy that you have to pay; means you're making money, asswipe.  My tax bill broke $100,000.00 this year, again.  Not necessarily happy to be paying that much but I'm happy I live in the U.S. where I can make enough money to have to pay that much tax.  Oh yeah, got your 'boy' hanging. 

got your boy hanging?? really sound like an idiot to me. now i know your an idiot that enjoys paying taxes. stop giving me lame excuses why i should be happy to pay. living in society???? come on guy. i think your the only asswipe that is happy to pay taxes. boy.

686RAPTOR

if you mods out there decide to lock this thread dont let this happy go lucky tax payer get the last word please. thank you.

trx#9

Quote from: digginfool on April 16, 2008, 02:31:13 PM
Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 16, 2008, 12:03:53 PM
Quote from: digginfool on April 16, 2008, 06:36:02 AM
Quote from: 686RAPTOR on April 15, 2008, 11:06:46 PM
me and uncle sam dont get along. i hate the idea of giving back money i worked for.

I'll bet you hate the school you went to, the military, police, EMTs and firefighters that protect you, the roads and highways, the freedoms.  Yep, you go boy.  Keep on hating.

i bet your an idiot. I said i hate paying taxes. boy

The taxes you hate paying provide the benefits of living in this society.  BTW, you should be happy that you have to pay; means you're making money, asswipe.  My tax bill broke $100,000.00 this year, again.  Not necessarily happy to be paying that much but I'm happy I live in the U.S. where I can make enough money to have to pay that much tax.  Oh yeah, got your 'boy' hanging. 
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digginfool

Pretty good math.  Don't know how good you are at lawyerin' but your calculator works!   ;)  Nothing like the AMT to push the ole' bill up (a Democrat invention - Democrat President, Democrat controlled Senate and House).  If you don't like paying taxes, you might want to get out and vote.  Be careful who you vote for; vote for change and you will see big changes, in your tax bill that is.  Hey boy, go fetch me some water.  Trx is gettin' all hot and bothered thinking about his cavorts in the confessional.
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"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves ... a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it."

trx#9

Quote from: digginfool on April 16, 2008, 10:39:52 PM
Pretty good math.  Don't know how good you are at lawyerin' but your calculator works!   ;)  Nothing like the AMT to push the ole' bill up (a Democrat invention - Democrat President, Democrat controlled Senate and House).  If you don't like paying taxes, you might want to get out and vote.  Be careful who you vote for; vote for change and you will see big changes, in your tax bill that is.  Hey boy, go fetch me some water.  Trx is gettin' all hot and bothered thinking about his cavorts in the confessional.
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If someone doesn't want to pay taxes they need to get the hell out of this country and go to some 3rd world country where you don't have to pay taxes!
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trx#9

Quote from: IXIswamperIXI on April 17, 2008, 10:18:25 AM
If someone doesn't want to pay taxes they need to get the hell out of this country and go to some 3rd world country where you don't have to pay taxes!
Where in a 3rd world country. You just don't know it. ;)
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Islandbreeze07

I think you gotta pay taxes abroad (or when you come back) unless you renounce your citizenship. You can collect social security overseas though.
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