Good ole boy.

[gator]

A pompous minister was seated next to a hillbilly on a flight across the country.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.

The hillbilly asked for a whiskey and soda ...  which was brought and placed before him.

The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink... he replied in disgust,

"I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch these lips."

The hillbilly then handed his drink back to the flight attendant saying...

     "S$$t, me too...  I didn't know we had a choice."

[~Demon_Boy250X~]

ROFL