Book Report

[GrizzlyGator]

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,

'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.






One student turned in the following book report,
With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: ..... Cost - $29.99
Clinton : ...... Cost - $29.99

Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : .... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : ..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : ..... Bill is a Crap artist.

Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : .... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : ..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : ..... Let's not go there.

Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : .... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : ..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: .... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : ..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : .... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing -

 

[Fox17]

LMAO!

[MudMan]

now that's funny chit