YO Momma!!!!!!!!!!!

[blaster94]

Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like crap!!!

Yo momma's so fat,when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Yo momma's so fat,when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

Yo momma's so fat,when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

Yo momma's so fat,when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate

Yo momma's so fat,at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

[devildog55]

yo momma is so fat, when she steps on the scal eit says,  WHAT THE F@&K!!!

[snowmanzz13]

yo momma so fat she bleeds ragu

your so ugly your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

let me stop b4 i go to far...

[MadMudder]

Yo mommas so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

[MedicMudder]

Mad mudder is a dork!!!!And has a ugly dog!!!  

[exrider]

Your Mamma is so fat when she got married the brides maids wore waitress uniforms so she would feel at home.