lifesavers

[WickedBanshee]

>A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using

>a bowl of Lifesavers.

>  The children began to say:

>      " Red............cherry,"

>      "Yellow.........lemon,"

>       "Green.........lime,"

>       "Orange.........orange,"

>  Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.

>

>  After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.

>

>"Well," the teacher said, "I'll give you all a clue; It's what your

>  mother may sometimes call your father."

>One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:

>

>"Spit 'em out!!!!   They're assholes!"

[rider4life]

good one.

[MadMudder]

LMFAO! That is great.