Yo Momma

[blaster94]

Yo Momma is so dumb that she bought a donut and took it back because it had a hole in it.
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[sykolincoln]

YO momma so ugly, she hang a picture of herself on her rear-view mirror so no one will still her stereo.

YO momma so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.

YO momma so fat, she had to get baptized at Seaworld.

[z400stunter]

YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE FELL DOWN... I DIDNT WANT TO LAUGH BUT THE GROUND WAS CRACKING UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[backwoods boy]

yo momma so stupid in hiskool her teacher told her to do an essay n she started doin a mexican dude