Listen to this! lol

[blaster94]

OK there was this guy who was drowning in the water
this boat came up and said do you need some help
the guy said no i am waiting on god to help me then
another boat came up and said do you need some help
the guy said no i am waiting on god to help me. Then he
died and went to heaven and he asked god why did you
not help me he said i did i sent you 2 boats you dummy.