Miracles of toilet paper

[dnigels]

Fresh from her shower, Mary stood in front of the mirror complaining to her
husband that her breasts were too small...

Instead of telling her it wasn't so, as he usually does, he
uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.  "If you want your
breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub
it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, Mary fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in
front  of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.  "How long will
this take," she asked.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," her husband replied.

Mary stopped rubbing, and asked again, "Do you really think rubbing a
piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my
breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he said, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"

Please Note:  Mary's husband is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

[Bounty1]

LOL--good one

[quadracer1992]

Neeeeyaaaahaahhaaaha! AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA. MOOOOOOOOOOOHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!(EVIL LAUGHTER FOR SEVERAL MINTUES....)....