not real dirty but no kids

[dreth]

For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.

> His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage

> on this house is $280,000 &your mother just lost her job.

> There's no way we can afford it.

> The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front

> door with a suitcase. So he asked,

> "Son, where are you going?"

> Little Patrick told him?

> "I was walking past your room last night heard you telling Mom

> you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because

> she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by

> myself with a$280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

[Bigscrb15]

lol, thats funny.

[Alba450]

LOL........... 2:L