Poor Mildred

Started by cd4mud, March 15, 2006, 03:35:58 AM

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cd4mud

Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over
>the
>
>recent passing of her husband Earl. She decided that she would end it
>all and join him in heaven. Thinking that it would be best to get it
>over quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision
>to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first
>place.
>
>Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden
>on
>
>someone, she called her doctor's o ffice to inquire as to just exactly
>where the heart would be on a woman.
>
>  The doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast".
>
>Next day Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to
>her knee

MachineDog

*almost dies laughing* That's the funniest thing I've ever heard.  :-X
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lol

Bad sight, saggy breasts, or both??

we shall never know
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