Mr. Smith has a new Plan

Joedirt · February 08, 2006, 12:45:22 PM

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The SMITH Administration has a daring new plan to house the growing number of homeless people in the country -- clown cars!

"Did you ever go to the circus and see how many clowns come out of a single car?" SMITH asked his Cabinet at a meeting last month. "There's like, tons! From one little car! What if we got a bunch of these cars and let homeless people live in them. Wouldn't that be great?"

According to a Cabinet official, SMITH went to the circus last month and was impressed with how the clowns looked when they emerged from the cars.

"SMITH said, 'They're healthy. Energetic. So it must be pretty comfortable in there. And what's more, they can all drive around together and look for jobs! Talk about car pooling!'

"When SMITH gets really excited about an idea like this, there's no point telling him that the clowns don't really live in the car, and that it has a false bottom," the official said.

"So now we have scientists working on how to build a normal sized car that can hold 27 people.

The aide said that SMITH also ordered the Pentagon to experiment with shooting soldiers out of a cannon

Ida_Mann · February 08, 2006, 01:07:44 PM

please tell me this was meant to be in the joke section.

Id@

bugmanjr · February 08, 2006, 01:11:11 PM

That was absolutely idiotic! :ThumbsDown.gif

Joedirt · February 08, 2006, 01:15:57 PM

yeah maybe it was better suited in the Joke section did not see a solid Punchline, so I placed it here. I found it somewhat amusing..and I did not mean to take up room for more imprtant posts here in General Discussion....LOL easy Fellas

Chevy1500z71 · February 08, 2006, 02:32:15 PM

:ThumbsDown.gif :dunno.gif

Honda250ex · February 08, 2006, 03:40:56 PM

I think it wasnt a joke

americanhighlander · February 08, 2006, 05:21:25 PM

It sound like joke to me.But I never heard
it on cnn news.I guess it was inenternet news rumor
likes to bash it out in lies..LOL

I guess it wasn't no such news as that. $:-\$

I saw joke thing on cnn yestday it said:bush down your sabler.

LOL..It sounds like star wars joke to me..
I guess bush is like darth vador
lol... I saw that on jay leno a few months ago.

Lets talk a better topic on here next time.

Thanks,

amhighlander

Ps:Bush is same old news everyday on news talking same old crap..LOL

Hoosier Daddy · February 09, 2006, 09:20:33 AM

all is can say is BS.... typical bush haters.

mikeE36 · February 09, 2006, 09:23:42 AM

Quote from: Honda250ex on February 08, 2006, 03:40:56 PM
I think it wasnt a joke

for once i think your right. Sounds like something he would do

Joedirt · February 09, 2006, 11:09:01 AM

Quote from: Joedirt on February 08, 2006, 01:15:57 PM
yeah maybe it was better suited in the Joke section did not see a solid Punchline, so I placed it here. I found it somewhat amusing..and I did not mean to take up room for more imprtant posts here in General Discussion....LOL easy Fellas

once again it was a light hearted blurb I came across I will fix it for you guys.

apkkfx400 · February 09, 2006, 11:53:36 AM

Well, it's confirmed, can't get much worse-
my opinion is....

d e l e t e
t h e
t h r e a d= :Clap.gif

MachineDog · February 09, 2006, 12:47:10 PM

Just move it to jokes. I found it pretty funny.