Mowing the lawn

Started by geektrx, January 26, 2006, 04:49:01 PM

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geektrx

January 26, 2006, 04:49:01 PM
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
Yes, I do talk to myself, it is the only way I can have an intelligent conversation. There is a fine line between genius and insanity, and the only trait that separates the two is the amount of pay.

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January 26, 2006, 05:58:21 PM
Thats funny
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January 27, 2006, 10:57:57 PM
LOL :L


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January 29, 2006, 07:46:41 PM
nice


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January 29, 2006, 07:51:02 PM
Quote from: geektrx on January 26, 2006, 04:49:01 PM
One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung."
I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my darkened Ray Ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

lol, when my fiancee gets back from mowing the lawn Im gonna have to show her this.
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January 31, 2006, 03:25:59 PM
 :P
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