3 Women

[Brute Force]

THREE WOMEN...

WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE FIRST WOMAN
PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.

"THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE
SKIN OF  MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND WOMAN
LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 
"THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE,
SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.  SHE
STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM, SHE
RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT?
I'M GETTIN' A FAX!"

[Honda328i]

Priceless

[2006YFZ450]

OMG...... :R :R :R :R :R.

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[geektrx]

lmao

thays a redneck for ya