Illegal Immigrants Poem

Brute Force · January 03, 2006, 10:27:52 PM

Illegal Immigrants Poem
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.

Welfare say,
"You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid it keep you healthy!

By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them 'come fast as you can.'

They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks

They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house,
and then I say,

"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.

Send for family they just trash,
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!

Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.

We have hobby it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!

American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.

If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan .

o4250 · January 04, 2006, 04:59:37 AM

I'm offended.

rubicon500kid · January 04, 2006, 10:23:12 AM

LMAO that is funny

Southern4x4 · January 04, 2006, 01:03:04 PM

lol

Ride1Rob · January 04, 2006, 01:40:02 PM

Some people just have NO class

. Remember (Brute Force) The white man wasn't exactly the 1st to settle on this land either. Hmmm Unless your and Indian that poems pertains to you as well

lol

dynodon · January 04, 2006, 01:40:13 PM

Ouch that hurts !!!, But yet sooooooo TRUE.

Good one though

Brute Force · January 04, 2006, 01:57:28 PM

Quote from: Ride1Rob on January 04, 2006, 01:40:02 PM
Some people just have NO class . Remember (Brute Force) The white man wasn't exactly the 1st to settle on this land either. Hmmm Unless your and Indian that poems pertains to you as well lol

I dont see how it pertains to me when I work a full time job versus people who take advantage of our system and have no intentions of working.

Ride1Rob · January 04, 2006, 09:22:58 PM

Quote from: Brute Force on January 04, 2006, 01:57:28 PM

I dont see how it pertains to me when I work a full time job versus people who take advantage of our system and have no intentions of working.

Yeah, guess you got a point there... That is if you do work

. I'm just not big on jokes and such that pertain to race, ethnicity, or culture. Not when it promotes negativity towards a certain group of people. There are people of all colors that came here illegally and have taken advantage of the system.

Dr.Dirt · January 04, 2006, 11:45:12 PM

Quote from: Ride1Rob on January 04, 2006, 09:22:58 PM
Quote from: Brute Force on January 04, 2006, 01:57:28 PM

I dont see how it pertains to me when I work a full time job versus people who take advantage of our system and have no intentions of working.

Yeah, guess you got a point there... That is if you do work . I'm just not big on jokes and such that pertain to race, ethnicity, or culture. Not when it promotes negativity towards a certain group of people. There are people of all colors that came here illegally and have taken advantage of the system.

And I am one of em!

Lol, good one Brute Force

Chevy1500z71 · January 05, 2006, 02:04:10 PM

lol, the poem is so true

lol

kfx400rob · January 05, 2006, 02:19:47 PM

lol that is so true

sct450 · January 08, 2006, 03:50:22 AM

that is so true......i think the only way you should get welfare is if you're handcap or to old to work.to many people taking my d*mn money i work just as hard as everyone else but i get nothing.all i hear from the gov. is you owe me more money.

what ever happened to pride......people don't have any these days

Honda250ex · January 22, 2006, 07:58:36 PM

Thats the best poem ever that is soo true